Salary Theorem

Adapted from an e-mail powerpoint that I received ....

The Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can NEVER EVER earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen, politicians, and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

The equation rests on two assumptions:
Assumption N°1 : Knowledge is Power
Assumption N°2 : Time is Money

Given that :
Power = Work / Time ......(i)
and
Knowledge = Power ......(ii)
Time = Money .....(iii)

By substituting the (i) and (iii) into (ii),
Knowledge = Work/Money

Therefore,
Money = work/Knowledge.

From the above equation:
Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money goes towards Zero, even if the value of Work is High.

In conclusion:
The less you know, the more money you definitely make.


So, those of you who have had difficulty following this mathematical equation must make a Lot of money! Now get back to work!