Friday, August 05, 2005

And another reason why I will never be able to get a gf

And another reason why girls treat me like an intellectual whore I will never be able to get a gf.

A recent SMS conversation:

Me: So wanna meet for lunch tomorrow?

A: Tomorrow... I'll try go gym see got energy or not.. Eat fat eat fat .. Sigh.

Me: Like that .. i'm fatter fatter fatter, just go blade blade blade

A: Keke .. well the society's tolerance 4 male's girth is much higher than 4 females. U r fine just the way u r :)

Me: With the exception of a girth of a certain man's anatomy, I don't think society is that tolerant either.

A: Er .. the head? :)

Me: Only the head in between the legs, and not in between the shoulders.

A: Aarghh... UMB!

6 Comments:

Blogger None said...

maybe too much details for her lah...LOL

11:25 PM  
Blogger nadnut said...

harlow! nice meeting you!

3:40 AM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

you have been Tomorrowed

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8:33 AM  
Blogger The Rational Neurotic said...

you can always jio me for lunch heh heh

4:19 PM  
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