Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Babe Magnet

I was at East Coast last Sunday, when I realised the reason guys walk their dogs in East Coast.

Dogs are such babe magnets.

To attract babes;

1. Get a cute dog. A really cute and horny dog, that will get all excited at other bitches dogs. Let their leash loose when you see a babe walkin her dog, and allow your dog to get just next to the other dog. Before he starts smelling the other dogs butt, grab him and apologize profusely for the dogs behaviour. Make use of the situation to introduce yourself and follow up from there.

2. Get a good looking handsome dog. It seems to me that girls always fall for those golden retrievers. Either that or a really cute dog and torture it by dressing it up in those little dog shirts and shoes dress it up. Chances are, a lot of babes will start to stop and pet at your dog. Follow up with a conversation.

5 Comments:

Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Based on my own limited observations, the guys that walk their dogs at East Coast, are mostly gay.

5:37 PM  
Blogger takchek said...

Ditto LMD's comment. Although I remember from a Friday weekly (Xin Qi Wu Zhou Bao) in the 90s, to attract gays you would need to carry a backpack and a water bottle.

5:47 AM  
Blogger urbanmalebitch said...

LMD: Hmm...did not notice that...too busy ogling at the bikini babes, I guess.

takchek: I wonder if that is some kind of a secret code?

11:41 PM  
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