Why did the chicken cross the road?
For today's post, I'd thought I would try to emulate the writing style and content of the some of the blogs that I have been spying stalking reading on, by answering the age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?".
Qn: Why did the chicken cross the road?
littlemissdrinkalot: To get to the bottle of Macallan on the other side of the road.
KnightofPentacles: Cause the grass is greener on the other side
Mr. Miyagi: Surf stop. Hot chick crosses the road.
SillyCelly: SIAO Bor! Chick klosses the load for what? Go ask Aunty Celly for advice lah. Muahahahaa.... *exams driving me nuts as u can see.. I get sickly creative though.. No?*
LimBueyTor: The chick crosses the road. The chick wants to get to the other side to meet more chicks The chicks are hot. The chick that crossed the road is one hot babe maaaannnn.....
HotChix: Across the road is where all the beautiful sistas gather.. to share, to listen, to eavesdrop, to ogle, to frolick, to love..
Biatch: Steady poon pee pee..
across the road got alcohol and then a quickiecan or not?
CowboyCaleb: Cause across the road there are many chicks waiting to get laid. What am I saying, I am staying monogamous now. I think I need a cold shower.
Mr. Brown: In today's Singapore National Education, I learned that the "chicken crossed the road" does not have the same ring as the "hot chick cross the road". Maybe I'm not hip enough. Listen to our next browncast as Mr. Miyagi and me discuss about the ways the chicken can cross the road.
I also learned that Singaporeans should try very hard not to knock down foreign talent, even if the local driver had right of way, and the ang moh pedestrian disregarded traffic rules and ran across a traffic junction.
It can cost you 2 million dollars.
Remember, it's not the Red Man, Green Man, but the White Man you need to look out for.
Qn: Why did the chicken cross the road?
littlemissdrinkalot: To get to the bottle of Macallan on the other side of the road.
KnightofPentacles: Cause the grass is greener on the other side
Mr. Miyagi: Surf stop. Hot chick crosses the road.
SillyCelly: SIAO Bor! Chick klosses the load for what? Go ask Aunty Celly for advice lah. Muahahahaa.... *exams driving me nuts as u can see.. I get sickly creative though.. No?*
LimBueyTor: The chick crosses the road. The chick wants to get to the other side to meet more chicks The chicks are hot. The chick that crossed the road is one hot babe maaaannnn.....
HotChix: Across the road is where all the beautiful sistas gather.. to share, to listen, to eavesdrop, to ogle, to frolick, to love..
Biatch: Steady poon pee pee..
across the road got alcohol and then a quickie
CowboyCaleb: Cause across the road there are many chicks waiting to get laid. What am I saying, I am staying monogamous now. I think I need a cold shower.
Mr. Brown: In today's Singapore National Education, I learned that the "chicken crossed the road" does not have the same ring as the "hot chick cross the road". Maybe I'm not hip enough. Listen to our next browncast as Mr. Miyagi and me discuss about the ways the chicken can cross the road.
I also learned that Singaporeans should try very hard not to knock down foreign talent, even if the local driver had right of way, and the ang moh pedestrian disregarded traffic rules and ran across a traffic junction.
It can cost you 2 million dollars.
Remember, it's not the Red Man, Green Man, but the White Man you need to look out for.
posted by urbanmalebitch at 12:40 AM
9 Comments:
That sucks! People who jay walk deserve to get run over. *evil*
Hmm ... before I get accused of plagiarizing Mr. Brown, the red, green and white man was an actual article written in Mr. Brown's Singapore National Education.
I think I should edit the post.
hahaha....
that was great..
i've nvr read such analogy of writting styles... that 's so power good.
biatch: Thanks =)
ah dey... auntcelly thinks that the chicken cross the road coz customer waving from his red farrali liao..
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