Gothman Penthouse

So, are you interested in going to Gothman Penthouse? Heard it's quite hot. There's ang moh poledancers and tanks with jelly fish

Hmmm... interesting ... jellyfish?

Fug the jellyfish. We're going there for the poledancers.

Been to strip clubs in England before until sian.

It's also for the new clubbing environment. Must try new clubs, everytime we club on the same old Newsroom Bar or Madam Wong's.

What time are you gonna be there?

11pm

So there I was, in front of the club, more interested in seeing the decor that has jellyfish in fish tanks rather than a club with poledancers.

Ok, not only seeing the jellyfish. With a club that has the name Playboy Penthouse on it, it's definitely worth a look. Especially when he said that there's ang moh poledancers. In Singapore.

Entrance to club was through a lift to the third floor. I had an inkling on the type of clientele there when I was stuck in the lift with 4 other tall blocky caucasian girls, who were communicating in a series of grunts. Must be Germans.

Entrance to the club was $12, and the beers were like half pint beers. It was almost like a ghost town.

There were a handful of ang moh teenagers grooving on the dance floor to hip hop music. Yes, they had groove, unlike the normal Singaporean guys/gals that just bop up and down in the dance floor. There were a couple of cute girls.

It suddenly hit me that the ang moh girls look their best during their teenage years. After 21, they just grow fat and ugly go downhill from there. No wonder England has so many paedophiles.

Decor reminded me of the now defunct Centro. Even the toilets. I guess they must have had a good bargain buying the decor 2nd hand from Centro. Times are bad.

At around 11.45pm, the dancers came on to the stage. two of them; but they were not ang mohs. And not pole dancers either. Only skimpily dressed girls dancing and gyrating away. 10 minutes of ogling and I was bored. Friends could not groove to appreciate the hip hop music; one of them had to work the next day, and Tripleperiod, who conned enticed me there wanted to leave too. So that left me in the club, and being bored out of my wits...and had decided to follow suit.

It's only when we stepped out that more people started streaming in ... consisted mostly of mat rawkers and ang moh teenagers, which made me feel like an ancient relic.

Not a club that I would want to back to. But then again, maybe it only gets really happening later. And the company of friends that I was with that night was just tired out.