Half Empty Office
You know that there are far too many managers and directors when a company holds a one day management retreat/meeting, and half the office is empty. And here I am, in a half empty office. Or some would say half full office.
And it feels like the Friday just after Chinese New Year, so main activity for the day is to surf the net. And blog. Here's something I found on the web. *chuckle*. Now I know what I wanna do...I wanna take an MBA and be an idealist; not so much a practical engineer.
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. " Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"The MBA ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears tobe approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
Current MSN Nick: Salary is like a period; it comes once a month, lasts 5-7 days, and if it doesn't, you are in big trouble.
And it feels like the Friday just after Chinese New Year, so main activity for the day is to surf the net. And blog. Here's something I found on the web. *chuckle*. Now I know what I wanna do...I wanna take an MBA and be an idealist; not so much a practical engineer.
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. " Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"The MBA ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears tobe approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
Current MSN Nick: Salary is like a period; it comes once a month, lasts 5-7 days, and if it doesn't, you are in big trouble.
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