Malaysian Embassy

"Your passport is expiring only end of this year? You need at least 6 months validity to travel," so said the travel agent, over the phone.

"But I went to Thailand on the same passport a month ago, and they allowed me through", I answered, nonchalant.

"This country is different, the corruption is high; you might be able to get there, but might not be able to get back, unless you start parting with your money," he answered.

So here I was, in the Malaysian Embassy, waiting for my forms to be processed. Forewarned by my mum about the infamous queue in the Malaysian Embassy, I parked my fat ass in front of the Embassy at 7am. Already, there was like 6 people in front of me, and according to them, the queue is short. During the school holidays, the queue could even start at 4am. Talk about kiasuism.

Out of boredom, whilst waiting for the counters to start the form processing, I decided to switch on the notebook to do some reading.

And thanks to some unsecured wireless network lying about, I am now able to surf porn surf the net, while waiting for the snails immigration officers to start their work.

I so lurve my notebook.

postnote: The submission, processing of forms and payment was completed by 8:20am. Which by their standards, is super fast. Guess I must go buy 4D today. Heh.

Sexhibitionist. (NSFW)

Occasionally, to relieve boredom, friends would shove blog links down my throat pass me blog links .

Today's link of the day is Hazel, the exhibitionist.



Unlike Sarong Party Girl, who peppers her blog with artistic photos and interesting thoughts (and not just her sexual escapades), Hazel just blogs about her sexperience, and in her latest article, how to give head.

Excerpt:

"In Hazel's kamasutra guide--heh -- kiddin -- whats most important in giving a bj is to tease-- try not to be fully naked-- try something like sexy lingerie -- lay him down on his back, climb over him, run your nipples over his face -- near the mouth area -- don't let him get too much of it though -- try kissing and sucking all the way down from his neck to HIS nipples, belly button and then the inner thighs area"

More boobs galore in the earlier posts.

Oh yah, do check out the comments as well, as some of it can be pretty hilarious.

I think I will pass this link to my overseas friends who complained to me that Singapore girls are sexually conservative.

Victim

They looked at each other, with an impish grin. And then they looked at me.

I stopped gulping my beer halfway, alarmed.

And so, last night, at Charlie's Corner, I was a victim happy recipient of a dare between two barflies.

A kiss on the right cheek from a greasy chicken chop stained lips of a barfly.

And a quick shy peck on the left sheek by another prominent barfly.

Salary Theorem

Adapted from an e-mail powerpoint that I received ....

The Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can NEVER EVER earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen, politicians, and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

The equation rests on two assumptions:
Assumption N°1 : Knowledge is Power
Assumption N°2 : Time is Money

Given that :
Power = Work / Time ......(i)
and
Knowledge = Power ......(ii)
Time = Money .....(iii)

By substituting the (i) and (iii) into (ii),
Knowledge = Work/Money

Therefore,
Money = work/Knowledge.

From the above equation:
Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money goes towards Zero, even if the value of Work is High.

In conclusion:
The less you know, the more money you definitely make.


So, those of you who have had difficulty following this mathematical equation must make a Lot of money! Now get back to work!

FCUK

So for the first time, I finally met the littlemissdrinkalot. She wore this FCUK that cracked me and maotai up:

Fabulous
Cleavage
Under
Kit