Top 10 lessons learnt today in Nigeria.
1.Every building has barb wires and at least two security guards.
2.It’s common to have power failures and power surges every hour.
3.Because of the unreliable power supply, every building has a backup diesel electric generator.
4. Your hotel might be a good five minutes walk away from your office, but because of security, you will have to be chauffeured by a driver.
5. Because of the chaotic jams, the five minute distance walks takes half an hour by car.
6. Pot holes on roads in Nigeria are a dime a dozen.
7. Pot holes are far more efficient than speed bumps.
8. Caucasians are not well liked here. Only their money. (Which they believe is theirs anyway.)
9. After the English, the Chinese are the largest foreign community in Nigeria.
10. Put an Englishman and a Chinese in the streets, and the Englishman would most likely get shot first.
2.It’s common to have power failures and power surges every hour.
3.Because of the unreliable power supply, every building has a backup diesel electric generator.
4. Your hotel might be a good five minutes walk away from your office, but because of security, you will have to be chauffeured by a driver.
5. Because of the chaotic jams, the five minute distance walks takes half an hour by car.
6. Pot holes on roads in Nigeria are a dime a dozen.
7. Pot holes are far more efficient than speed bumps.
8. Caucasians are not well liked here. Only their money. (Which they believe is theirs anyway.)
9. After the English, the Chinese are the largest foreign community in Nigeria.
10. Put an Englishman and a Chinese in the streets, and the Englishman would most likely get shot first.
posted by urbanmalebitch at 7:00 AM
9 Comments:
Wah! I assume you are there for work?
Yes, no one in their right mind would go there to tour. Only to work.
wah...enjoying yourself there? seem you lead a darn exciting life everyday there. :P
Hmm the oriental and occidental tourists
eh... are you alright? 2 months and you're still at nigeria?
well at least the experience was.. enriching?
kierra: was there for only 2 weeks, but have been bogged down with work.
sun gai gweilo:the chinese are there not to tour, but to dig for oil.
le raine: ah yes, the experience is definitely enriching. I kissed the ground the moment I touched down to Changi Airport
you stupid fool. can u say there was nothing positive you saw? we got americans, canadians, brisish living there (and not for work). So who the hell is a singaporean to feel too posh? typical.
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